Continuing the great Unterberger tradition of Great American Three-Day-Weekend vacations, we packed up the pooch and headed to the most income-unequal metro area in the country. Jackson, Wyoming! Snark and snoot aside, we actually went for Yellowstone, but that doesn’t make for good clickbait. Regardless, it far succeeded all expectations. The land was gorgeous, the bagels delicious, and the geysers surprisingly punctual.

More Yellowstone after the break.

The trip started off with big game sightin’. Including, but not limited to, Moose, Bison, Deer, Elk, and not a single goddam grizzly bear. It’s cool. We cruised around Grand Teton National park in the shadow of the big busts themselves, then headed northward into Yellowstone itself.

First stop? Miz faithful herself. As you can see, we had it all to ourselves.

Second stop? The canyon where Yellowstone got its name.

Last stop? A locals only hot spring to send us home happy.