No. This post is not promoting incest. Though I did marry my brother too. In fact, Sarah and Dan asked if I might officiate their wedding, and I was honored to do so. A few weeks later this ordination confirmation from The United Life Church lands in my inbox. “Impress your friends, family, and peers with your new official status!” Needless to say, impress I did, and also managed to document a few moments along the way.

More wedding after the break.

The day started with a team effort to string bare bulbs over the communal table. Thank the lord (and Rob Elliott) for zip ties.

For some unknown reason, the florist managed to underestimate the demand for white flowers. So, Rob and I hit the road looking for worthy substitutes. After decimating the local supply of snapdragons and baby’s breath, we stopped into a quaint cemetery to forage the shit out of these blooms. May the dead rest in peace.

Making it back just in time for the ceremony, we then cozied up to an intimate dinner with family and friends.